My sister and I arrive at a slick restaurant in the valley where we’re meeting friends and family to celebrate her birthday. I notice a girl at the bar wearing dark glasses. I’m at the bar waiting to get the bartender’s attention, and the girl turns to me and says “Will you give me a kiss?”
“Sure.” I lean in and give her a kiss on the cheek. I order my drink.
She asks “Are you in the music industry?”
“Have you worked with anyone famous.”
“Yeah. Elton John. I …..” She cuts me off and offers “I’m a singer and ….”
Her words trail off as my drink arrives and I turn to leave.
She leans over one more time and asks, “Do you like vibrators?”
“No. Do you?”
Then she says “Yes. I’ve got one up my ass right now, do you want to feel it?”
“OK.” And she slides my hand down the back of her jeans and there, in her crotch, I feel it. Sure enough, she has a lipstick size vibrator thats attached by wire to a remote control.